jdeko:

smol-lizord:

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Taking photos of snakes is a lot harder than you’d think 😂😭

i thought you were protecting their identity

drferox:

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This is possibly the most wrong thing I have seen on a click bait article ever. The more you look, the worse it gets.

It claims to be an X-ray of a pregnant horse.

There are several faults with that assumption:

  • It is an old school film X-ray, about the size of an A4. It is no way big enough to X-ray an entire horse.
  • An X-ray machine big enough to X-ray an entire horse does not exist, and would pump out obscene amounts of radiation if it did.
  • That ‘horse’ is lying down. Good luck with that.
  • Something very creative is happening with its front legs, feet, hocks and skeleton in general.
  • It has no internal organs.
  • The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with is mostly situated within the thorax.
  • The thing it is ‘pregnant’ with appears to be a dog.
  • The ‘dog’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with a cat.
  • The ‘cat’ appears to be ‘pregnant’ with… possibly a rat?

zooophagous:

If I was exploring the Arctic I simply would not take two ships with the most foreshadowing, ominous names possible.

actionsurges:

have a migraine and was hoping the caffeine and cold of a 7 eleven coke slurpie could fix me.

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top ten most tragic texts to recieve. however, probably the funniest series of words i’ve seen strung together in weeks, nay months

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

mod2amaryllis:

me in my family group chat:

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i really am pregnant btw

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flowercrown-bard:

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Inspired by @lacnunga ’s adorable dragon embroidery

winter2468:

His Dark Materials where everything is the same except Mrs Coulter’s daemon is the stylish but illegal monkey

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instant-oatmeal:
“conejxs:
“illusioncanthurtme:
“difty-dift:
“are you fucking serious
”
Oh FUCK OFF
”
so theres more
” ”

instant-oatmeal:

conejxs:

illusioncanthurtme:

difty-dift:

are you fucking serious

Oh FUCK OFF

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so theres more

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